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| Are you awesome enough to be here? Yuuto, on self-cleansing strategies: "Shower dangerously." Masta, on accurate game descriptions: "Mischief Makers. It's the only game that can be described with two words. And both of them being the same word. 'SHAKE SHAKE.'" Pyro, on inadequate vehicles: "Well if I wasn't driving this piece of shit McLaren F1, maybe I'd have got there in time!" Joey, on electronically-generated insults: "He's got a face like a shitflap." Eric, on penile plethysmography: "SO IT'S LIKE A LIE DETECTOR FOR YOUR DICK?!" Yuuto, on activities following roleplay: "We always stop RPing then talk for like an hour about RP stuff. It's like a postgame show." Ralm, on unexpected laundry findings: "Oh dude, I, this, I didn't even know I had this, I found a skull in my laundry, hold a sec...I think I'll call him Gordon." Dropship Pilot, on weapons chambered in .50A&E: "Apparently it launches episodes of fucking Hoarders and The First 48 at you." Yuuto, on why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch: "I don't give a shit what kids like. I like Cinnamon Toast Crunch and that's all that matters." Zane, on computer personalization: "I renamed my computer C drive to Dat Ass. So now, every month, it asks me if I'd like to back dat ass up." Zane, on current affairs: "10 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now there's no jobs, no cash and no hope." Masta, on reasons for textual absence: "Tell her it's because I'm mean and hateful, and filled with colon-killing mega shits." Chef Ramsay, on feelings: (In a pathetic voice) "I am so pissed off right now." Masta, on being heard properly: "I asked you a goddamn question. I asked, 'Do you know what I did to the man who gave a fuck,' question mark. Know what I did to him? Nothing." |
| 1. Don't be an asshole. Assholes smell bad, are unattractive, and are usually stained with shit. I also advise against acting like a jerk. 2. If I offend you, then I apologize.* *Herein, "Apologize" means "I don't give a quarter of a Christ." I probably wasn't being serious anyway, as most often I'm not when I say offensive things, so stop whining. If I was being serious, then it's for your own good. 3. Stop whining. If you're not currently whining, this is a preemptive notice against the act of whining. If you are caught whining, you will be asked to leave. If you whine about being asked to leave because of your violation of this anti-whining statute, then you're just a big baby, and that's uncool. What would your mother think of you, you big baby? 4. Everyone needs a llama. Fucking. Everyone. Why yes, I do hand out llamas like a farmer going out of business. If you're here because I gave you a llama, leaving a comment or llama-ing me back isn't mandatory, but it is appreciated. You may also request llamas, and they will be delivered promptly. (Internets are now also accepted. See above.) 5. Hugs are mandatory. Cuddles, glomps and squeezes are also acceptable, though they may leave me questioning my sexuality. If this happens, I will promptly punch a grizzly bear in the genitals to reaffirm my manliness. For this reason, there is a supply of caged full-grown grizzly bears in the foyer area. Please do not fuck with them. After several blows to the genitals, they've become rather unsocial. 6. Emergency exits are located on the north and south ends of both floors. In the event of an Internet emergency (Fire, bomb threat, Facebook goes down, etc.), please exit via these doors. 7. The webcam image is always awesome. No exceptions. 8. Have fun, don't stir shit up, play nice. This is DeviantArt, not DeviantDrama (or DeviantPorn, DeviantLookAtMe, or DeviantFuckingPlagarism for that matter). I'll be your friend if you don't suck, it's that simple. 9. Give me an Internet. I'll like you more if you do. I might even love you. ---> [link] ~Pai-row |
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Big fan of Aaron Wheeler A.K.A. Laszlo!
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Got an OC/fursona? Come to OC Wars! [link]